When Anne Hathaway decided to shed her squeaky clean image and her clothes at the same time, some of us argued that not many people have set the Texas GOP anti-sex wingnuts back so much by doing (or wearing) so little. She might not think of her nude scenes in films like Havoc as a political act, but her uninhibited nature is definitely what the doctor ordered in scenes like the ones below.
We are fully aware of how crazy it sounds to say that this picture is a direct slap in the face of the right-wing religious nutbags who want to make activities between consenting adults legal. So be it. We’re NO MORE CRAZY than the Texas GOP, who want to make gay sex illegal and outlaw sexually oriented businesses. And they are PLENTY crazy. The more uninhibited behavior we can get, the tougher it will be to “make sin illegal” as these rednecks clearly want to do.
You can see MUCH MORE Anne Hathaway removing her clothes and thereby sticking it to the Catholic Church and right wing evangelical protestants alike in the movie Havoc. She’s also got lovely scenes in Brokeback Mountain, but we’re guessing some of our readers aren’t ready for that film quite yet. Get over yourselves, lads…gay is here to stay and the only reason you’re squirming uncomfortably is because you’re afraid you might LIKE it.
Sometimes the best uniform is no uniform at all. Marisa Tomei took it all off for The Wrestler, and wasn’t shy about doing it. Nude scenes like this are the reason to go to the movies. Remember kids, uninhibited sexuality is the weapon that works best against right-wing nut jobs and religious fanatics the world over.
We might sound like total kooks here for harping on and on about that, but one look at the tea party movement, or the Texas GOP party platform–which aims to make sexually-oriented businesses illegal–and suddenly the idea of fighting right wingers with sexy content and uninhibited erotica doesn’t sound so crazy after all.
But enough of all that, here’s Marisa Tomei, doing her part to send the Texas GOP back under the rock from whence it crawled and put a smile on the face of Jesus at the same time. You thought Jesus didn’t like strippers? Hell, Jesus INVENTED stripping. Right after inventing beer and radar detectors. OK, we’re not so sure about the last one.
It’s sad that some people will only buy The Wrestler to see Marisa Tomei’s stripper scenes, but the film really is a good watch with or without the added bonus of those moments.
Yes, we had to take some time away from posting sexy images of hot women in uniform–we needed to attend a conference of pastors and clergy to get some new gossip about the mission of Jesus to bring hot girls to the masses. But we’re back and more determined than ever to remind people to VOTE FOR JESUS by looking at pictures of sexy, naked women.
Something tells me these aren’t authentic photographs of Scarlett Johannson nude, but Jesus told us to post them anyway because we need the publicity. Photoshop nerds keep getting more and more skilled, don’t they? I prefer my nudes a bit more artistically photographed than this, really. These are fairly dull–no imagination whatsoever.
I hear rumors that Scarlett Johannson has a nude scene in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to watch that awful pile of dreck to find out. Check it out if you dare, but I can’t confirm or deny the rumors. All I can do is repost what I found on the subject.
From the film:
I don’t buy for a second that the next picture is anything but a faked image of a nude Scarlett Johansson. But people seem to be fascinated by these things, so here you go.
Blondes wearing school uniforms or their equivalent stripping for Jesus? We’re totally there. It’s her religious duty to remove her clothes for the camera, and it’s your obligation to the Lord Jesus to watch:
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Forget about the new Apple iPhone, retinal display, and Sandra Bullock. We’ve got something MUCH BETTER. Feast your eyes on these lovely images. Jesus commands you to enjoy the following sexy girls in uniform. Do not avert your eyes, sinner! Turn off the news, put down that copy of Wired Magazine, and pay attention to what the Lord Jesus has brought you.
Remember, dear readers, looking at naked women isn’t just something you must do to improve your circulation and keep your pants moist, it’s also a political statement. When you look at images of naked consenting adults baring all for the camera, you thwart the desires of the ultra-right wing conservative crap-mongers to keep us all marching in line for the church. Jesus commands you to look at nude bodies and never mind what Pat Robertson or Rush Limbaugh say.
A naked nurse is a sexy nurse. How many sexy nurses have you seen today? Jesus commands you to see MORE naked nurses.
Sexy, naked, and Punk. This is just one of the hundreds of Suicide Girls you’ll find–maybe not in this Suicide Girls DVD, but we’re sure there’s one who looks just like her lurking in there for you.
If you like her, you’ll love the Suicide Girls First Tour DVD, chock full of SG girls doing what they do best. Punk, burlesque, delightfully naked girls with crazy hair and tattoos showing what it means to live as a post-feminist. Jesus would love the stage show, but we think he’d be a subscriber at the Suicide Girls website, too.
Tea Party members who hate Obama would call the Suicide Girls a bunch of sinful, misguided women who badly need to come to grips with Jesus and his message for the world. But those of us who can think for ourselves know there’s nothing wrong with a person who feels confident enough in themselves to put their naked body on display. It doesn’t matter what size or shape you are, if you love it, flaunt it.
Yes, Tea Party types, Jesus is dead, and has been for centuries. His teachings weren’t bad as far as idealistic hippie sayings go, but his followers are annoying as hell and must be shown the error of their ways–preferably by a naked person covered in olive oil.
In spite of the original intentions of this blog, it’s just no fun to simply post images of sexy women in uniforms, naked or otherwise behaving in an erotic manner with a bit of snarky blasphemy thrown in. The whole reason this blog was named Vote4Jesus is because it would piss off the Pat Robertsons and Promise Keepers of this world to learn that the name of Jesus is being used to push erotic photos of uninhibited women with very little on. But it’s not enough.
These images, from Sexy-Uniform-Models.com, appeal to a wide range of people–men, women, a few puppies and a couple of dolphins. But as much as we enjoy finding these images, (giving credit where credit is due to the sources when we’re sober enough to remember) and posting them, the commentary is the big thing for us.
See, you and me, looking at these attractive women, we don’t stop to think about the fact that there are LARGE NUMBERS of idiots in places like Afghanistan, Pakistan, and right here in goofy old America who want us all to live a Taliban-type forced morality existence. We look at these bodies but we don’t appreciate that these freedoms are considered an actual THREAT by right-wing leaning narrow-minded chimps. Call them Tea Party movement zealouts, American Taliban, actual Taliban, whatever you want.
They see you, me, and these delicious uniform girls here as an enemy of holiness. Never mind that that word “holiness” has little actual meaning in REAL LIFE. They don’t want to tolerate us–they’d stamp us all out if they could.
But sex has always been the great equalizer. You can’t escape our hardwired biological programming that compels us all to stick something in or have something stuck into us in a sexual context. So sex is DEFINITELY a weapon against these narrow-minded dimwits. But how to use it?
We’ll rant about that at length as this blog grows and develops.
Yours Truly,
El Diablo, AKA The Voter
Who doesn’t love some old-timey vintage naked women? Flappers, hat check girls, you name it, this book is crammed with hundreds of pictures from the good old days of dirty picture taking from the 1800s all the way to 1940. If you love vintage erotica and like your nude photos with a touch of sepia tone, the book Private Collection is definitely for you. It has 250 vintage hot pics of naked chicks.
UPS uniforms are sexy…and Jesus knows THESE UPS uniforms are the sexiest of all. Don’t disobey the Lord, get a big eyeful of these United Parcel Service lovelies. It’s definitely time to place some orders for big, big parcels.
