Scarlett Johannson

Something tells me these aren’t authentic photographs of Scarlett Johannson nude, but Jesus told us to post them anyway because we need the publicity. Photoshop nerds keep getting more and more skilled, don’t they? I prefer my nudes a bit more artistically photographed than this, really. These are fairly dull–no imagination whatsoever.

I hear rumors that Scarlett Johannson has a nude scene in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to watch that awful pile of dreck to find out. Check it out if you dare, but I can’t confirm or deny the rumors. All I can do is repost what I found on the subject.

From the film:

I don’t buy for a second that the next picture is anything but a faked image of a nude Scarlett Johansson. But people seem to be fascinated by these things, so here you go.