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What exactly IS Vote4Jesus.net? Who allows such blasphemy to exist? The same twisted minds behind Whore-Nun.com, that’s who. We’re interested in all SORTS of fetishes, and have a perverse fascination for sacreligious imagery and writing.

The religious right, the Rush Limbaughs of the world, the old so-called Moral Majority, Glenn Beck, etc. would be outwardly horrified and secretly turned on by what you’ll find here. And that’s one damn fine reason to continue posting images of sexy girls in and out of uniform.

Jesus wouldn’t mind spending some time with these fine, fine ladies–not for one second. In fact, we know for a fact that Jesus, if he were still alive today, would find something in these pages that would help raise a tent in the wilderness.

But Jesus, dead though he may be, or trapped at the North Pole with Santa, has followers that are QUITE irate about our fun with words and pictures. Some, if they could, would issue a fatwah against us and have us rubbed out Van Gogh-style. But alas, most Christies of this fanatical bent can’t even PRONOUNCE the word fatwah, let alone know what it means.

But just in case, we offer this humble compromise. We will SELL this domain for $5000 or to the highest bidder above 5K. Born again Christians–wouldn’t you love to STOP THE BLASPHEMY right here and now and turn this website into a nice, wholesome political platform for your religious right kookiness?

Go ahead, carry on with your doomed campaign to make all sin illegal, we don’t care. We just want the filthy lucre. Otherwise another religious zealot gets made fun of in the most blasphemous way possible. St. Peter, perhaps? Or maybe Satan goes out on a date with Jesus and they conceive a two-headed love child?

Your choice, bucky.

Buy our unholy domain of nakedness and Jesus-baiting and turn it in to something good.