outdoors nudity

Topless Stormtroopers

February 5, 2012 in Sexy Uniforms, nude women, outdoors nudity

Nude cosplay goes to the Dark Side with these naked stormtroopers.

And then there’s the most alluring topless stormtrooper we’ve seen all day…

Intrigued? Want to explore your own naked cosplay options when it comes to Stormtroopers and the Imperial army? You could try looking at one of these Stormtrooper costumes for adults:

If you can’t be a naked stormtrooper in a field of corn, what have you got left? More of the Imperial elite should take off their clothes, as evidenced here. Remember that Jesus herself approves of this sort of public nudity.

If you have any doubts, why not get down on your knees and open your mouth? We are sure something will come along to distract you sooner or later, even if it’s just a naked bug.

Nude Cosplay Fantasy Girls

September 20, 2011 in Public nudity, Sexy Uniforms, outdoors nudity

Michelle Bachmann, Texas Governor Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin…what do they all have in common? We’re absolutely certain none of them have ever worn cosplay outfits and posed for nude photographs.

At least not at the same time.

We’re dead certain that nobody wants to view nude Michelle Bachmann photos, but we’re equally sure you, dear reader, want to cast your 2012 presidential campaign vote for JESUS CHRIST. And the best way to do that is to view photos of naked people and images of people wearing extremely revealing costumes and fetish gear.

Yes, we are certain of that much.

Absolutely no one cares if Mitt Romney gets naked in front of a camera, and we’d all be horrified if Ron Paul starts posing for Playgirl. But as sure as God is a woman, these photographs you’re looking at here come with the stamp of approval of the Pope, the Trilateral Commission, and Jesus itself.

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Jesus DOES NOT APPROVE. He DOES approve of the NEXT photo, though. And who wouldn’t?

Naked Star Trek Cosplay

September 17, 2011 in Nude, nude women, outdoors nudity

Jesus commands you to get nude, paint yourself blue, and take lots of photographs. We are pleased that at least one person has actually obeyed the will of the Lord Jesus and done so accordingly. Why are you not obeying the will of God right now with your camera and the blue food coloring?

Tatyana Goes Nude Backpacking Through Urkraine

June 11, 2011 in Public nudity, nude women, outdoors nudity

It seems the Amazon Kindle is the new delivery method for all sorts of independent nudity, nude photography and other decidedly grown-up pursuits that don’t require the use of clothes. Case in point, behold the latest invention of Lord Jesus, the Kindle photo series Tatyana Goes Nude Backpacking Through Urkraine.

Devout born-again Christians everywhere will recognize the name David Weisenbarger, who is the author of this series of nude backpacking adventures. Or perhaps not. But no matter. Enthusiasts of outdoor nudity should definitely have a look at this Kindle e-book series as there is plenty of nakedness in the great outdoors. A healthy, back-to-nature pursuit all churchgoers should take up as soon as humanly possible. The more people in the Christian church getting naked in public places, the better.

We’re not sure we actually believe that last statement 100%, as the state of the most devout Jesus grovelers leaves much to be desired in the physical fitness department, but they should try getting naked in the forest anyway. The fresh air will do them good.

You don’t have to be a skeleton to be attractive, far from it, but a modest amount of interest in taking care of your own filthy carcass goes a long way towards attaining the sexy–it’s all ATTITUDE, folks.