Public nudity

Topless Nerd Girls

February 17, 2012 in Public nudity, Sexy Uniforms, nude women

Look what we discovered while searching for topless nerd girls today? There are more sexy nerds with digital cameras out there than previously thought. Just a few examples of naughty naked deliciousness sure to anger Rick Santorum to the point of having a mini-stroke.

Probably in his pants.

Remember, kids, Rick Santorum believes that sex outside of marriage is wrong. Look at naked geek girls as long as you like but do not forget to VOTE against 14th-century jackasses like Rick Santorum, or chances are good you won’t be able to look at images like this topless batgirl fan on the internet ever again. Once Santorum’s Jesus grovelers get ahold of our constitution, it’ll be all dressed or jail, more likely than not.

Please remember that Jesus approves of topless and fully naked nerd girls showing off for the camera. He also approves of olive oil wrestling, nunsploitation movies, and public nudity.

Nude Cosplay Fantasy Girls

September 20, 2011 in Public nudity, Sexy Uniforms, outdoors nudity

Michelle Bachmann, Texas Governor Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin…what do they all have in common? We’re absolutely certain none of them have ever worn cosplay outfits and posed for nude photographs.

At least not at the same time.

We’re dead certain that nobody wants to view nude Michelle Bachmann photos, but we’re equally sure you, dear reader, want to cast your 2012 presidential campaign vote for JESUS CHRIST. And the best way to do that is to view photos of naked people and images of people wearing extremely revealing costumes and fetish gear.

Yes, we are certain of that much.

Absolutely no one cares if Mitt Romney gets naked in front of a camera, and we’d all be horrified if Ron Paul starts posing for Playgirl. But as sure as God is a woman, these photographs you’re looking at here come with the stamp of approval of the Pope, the Trilateral Commission, and Jesus itself.

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Jesus DOES NOT APPROVE. He DOES approve of the NEXT photo, though. And who wouldn’t?

Nude Cosplay

September 17, 2011 in Nude, Public nudity, Sexy Uniforms

The world needs more naked cosplay girls…looking at them is a political act against the humorless, militant religious right nitwits of the world, so be sure to spread your vote around. Oh yes.

Sexy Women Naked In Public

June 15, 2011 in Nude, Public nudity, nude women

The pictures of naked women in public keep rolling in here. Look what one of our favorite conservative Christian preachers sent us via e-mail today…we won’t mention him by name, but we ARE grateful for the seemingly endless supply of nude photos of women coming from our favorite men of God.

Keep ‘em coming.

And while we are on the subject, allow us to recommend My Neighbor, The Nympho by Elaine Shuel. Oh, the wonderful things that have hit the Amazon Kindle market these days…can you say no to a title like this?