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Topless Nerd Girls

February 17, 2012 in Public nudity, Sexy Uniforms, nude women

Look what we discovered while searching for topless nerd girls today? There are more sexy nerds with digital cameras out there than previously thought. Just a few examples of naughty naked deliciousness sure to anger Rick Santorum to the point of having a mini-stroke.

Probably in his pants.

Remember, kids, Rick Santorum believes that sex outside of marriage is wrong. Look at naked geek girls as long as you like but do not forget to VOTE against 14th-century jackasses like Rick Santorum, or chances are good you won’t be able to look at images like this topless batgirl fan on the internet ever again. Once Santorum’s Jesus grovelers get ahold of our constitution, it’ll be all dressed or jail, more likely than not.

Please remember that Jesus approves of topless and fully naked nerd girls showing off for the camera. He also approves of olive oil wrestling, nunsploitation movies, and public nudity.

Topless Stormtroopers

February 5, 2012 in Sexy Uniforms, nude women, outdoors nudity

Nude cosplay goes to the Dark Side with these naked stormtroopers.

And then there’s the most alluring topless stormtrooper we’ve seen all day…

Intrigued? Want to explore your own naked cosplay options when it comes to Stormtroopers and the Imperial army? You could try looking at one of these Stormtrooper costumes for adults:

If you can’t be a naked stormtrooper in a field of corn, what have you got left? More of the Imperial elite should take off their clothes, as evidenced here. Remember that Jesus herself approves of this sort of public nudity.

If you have any doubts, why not get down on your knees and open your mouth? We are sure something will come along to distract you sooner or later, even if it’s just a naked bug.

Nude Cosplay Fantasy Girls

September 20, 2011 in Public nudity, Sexy Uniforms, outdoors nudity

Michelle Bachmann, Texas Governor Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin…what do they all have in common? We’re absolutely certain none of them have ever worn cosplay outfits and posed for nude photographs.

At least not at the same time.

We’re dead certain that nobody wants to view nude Michelle Bachmann photos, but we’re equally sure you, dear reader, want to cast your 2012 presidential campaign vote for JESUS CHRIST. And the best way to do that is to view photos of naked people and images of people wearing extremely revealing costumes and fetish gear.

Yes, we are certain of that much.

Absolutely no one cares if Mitt Romney gets naked in front of a camera, and we’d all be horrified if Ron Paul starts posing for Playgirl. But as sure as God is a woman, these photographs you’re looking at here come with the stamp of approval of the Pope, the Trilateral Commission, and Jesus itself.

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Jesus DOES NOT APPROVE. He DOES approve of the NEXT photo, though. And who wouldn’t?

Nude Japanese Cosplay

September 18, 2011 in Nude, Sexy Uniforms, nude women

Is there anything sexier than Japanese cosplay girls? The clothes look great on and off the models, to be sure. The only thing missing here is a bottle of oil…but she has that department covered, or uncovered as the case may be. Blending sexy uniforms and cosplay is always a good idea.