Marisa Tomei naked

Marisa Tomei Nude Scenes

July 14, 2010 in Strippers

Sometimes the best uniform is no uniform at all. Marisa Tomei took it all off for The Wrestler, and wasn’t shy about doing it. Nude scenes like this are the reason to go to the movies. Remember kids, uninhibited sexuality is the weapon that works best against right-wing nut jobs and religious fanatics the world over.

We might sound like total kooks here for harping on and on about that, but one look at the tea party movement, or the Texas GOP party platform–which aims to make sexually-oriented businesses illegal–and suddenly the idea of fighting right wingers with sexy content and uninhibited erotica doesn’t sound so crazy after all.

But enough of all that, here’s Marisa Tomei, doing her part to send the Texas GOP back under the rock from whence it crawled and put a smile on the face of Jesus at the same time. You thought Jesus didn’t like strippers? Hell, Jesus INVENTED stripping. Right after inventing beer and radar detectors. OK, we’re not so sure about the last one.

It’s sad that some people will only buy The Wrestler to see Marisa Tomei’s stripper scenes, but the film really is a good watch with or without the added bonus of those moments.