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Topless Stormtroopers
Nude cosplay goes to the Dark Side with these naked stormtroopers.
And then there’s the most alluring topless stormtrooper we’ve seen all day…
Intrigued? Want to explore your own naked cosplay options when it comes to Stormtroopers and the Imperial army? You could try looking at one of these Stormtrooper costumes for adults:
If you can’t be a naked stormtrooper in a field of corn, what have you got left? More of the Imperial elite should take off their clothes, as evidenced here. Remember that Jesus herself approves of this sort of public nudity.
If you have any doubts, why not get down on your knees and open your mouth? We are sure something will come along to distract you sooner or later, even if it’s just a naked bug.
0Scarlett Johannson
Something tells me these aren’t authentic photographs of Scarlett Johannson nude, but Jesus told us to post them anyway because we need the publicity. Photoshop nerds keep getting more and more skilled, don’t they? I prefer my nudes a bit more artistically photographed than this, really. These are fairly dull–no imagination whatsoever.
I hear rumors that Scarlett Johannson has a nude scene in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to watch that awful pile of dreck to find out. Check it out if you dare, but I can’t confirm or deny the rumors. All I can do is repost what I found on the subject.
From the film:
I don’t buy for a second that the next picture is anything but a faked image of a nude Scarlett Johansson. But people seem to be fascinated by these things, so here you go.
Sexy Naked Punk Rock Girls
Sexy, naked, and Punk. This is just one of the hundreds of Suicide Girls you’ll find–maybe not in this Suicide Girls DVD, but we’re sure there’s one who looks just like her lurking in there for you.
If you like her, you’ll love the Suicide Girls First Tour DVD, chock full of SG girls doing what they do best. Punk, burlesque, delightfully naked girls with crazy hair and tattoos showing what it means to live as a post-feminist. Jesus would love the stage show, but we think he’d be a subscriber at the Suicide Girls website, too.
Tea Party members who hate Obama would call the Suicide Girls a bunch of sinful, misguided women who badly need to come to grips with Jesus and his message for the world. But those of us who can think for ourselves know there’s nothing wrong with a person who feels confident enough in themselves to put their naked body on display. It doesn’t matter what size or shape you are, if you love it, flaunt it.
Yes, Tea Party types, Jesus is dead, and has been for centuries. His teachings weren’t bad as far as idealistic hippie sayings go, but his followers are annoying as hell and must be shown the error of their ways–preferably by a naked person covered in olive oil.
Tatyana Nude Gym DVD
The Nude Gym DVD is everything you think it's going to be. Join Tatyana for a workout without the benefit of clothes.
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