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Topless Stormtroopers

February 5, 2012 in Sexy Uniforms, nude women, outdoors nudity

Nude cosplay goes to the Dark Side with these naked stormtroopers.

And then there’s the most alluring topless stormtrooper we’ve seen all day…

Intrigued? Want to explore your own naked cosplay options when it comes to Stormtroopers and the Imperial army? You could try looking at one of these Stormtrooper costumes for adults:

If you can’t be a naked stormtrooper in a field of corn, what have you got left? More of the Imperial elite should take off their clothes, as evidenced here. Remember that Jesus herself approves of this sort of public nudity.

If you have any doubts, why not get down on your knees and open your mouth? We are sure something will come along to distract you sooner or later, even if it’s just a naked bug.

Scarlett Johannson

June 12, 2010 in Uncategorized

Something tells me these aren’t authentic photographs of Scarlett Johannson nude, but Jesus told us to post them anyway because we need the publicity. Photoshop nerds keep getting more and more skilled, don’t they? I prefer my nudes a bit more artistically photographed than this, really. These are fairly dull–no imagination whatsoever.

I hear rumors that Scarlett Johannson has a nude scene in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to watch that awful pile of dreck to find out. Check it out if you dare, but I can’t confirm or deny the rumors. All I can do is repost what I found on the subject.

From the film:

I don’t buy for a second that the next picture is anything but a faked image of a nude Scarlett Johansson. But people seem to be fascinated by these things, so here you go.

Sexy Blonde Striptease for Jesus

June 10, 2010 in books

Blondes wearing school uniforms or their equivalent stripping for Jesus? We’re totally there. It’s her religious duty to remove her clothes for the camera, and it’s your obligation to the Lord Jesus to watch:

Sexy Uniform Girls in Medical Outfits

June 7, 2010 in Sexy Uniforms

Forget about the new Apple iPhone, retinal display, and Sandra Bullock. We’ve got something MUCH BETTER. Feast your eyes on these lovely images. Jesus commands you to enjoy the following sexy girls in uniform. Do not avert your eyes, sinner! Turn off the news, put down that copy of Wired Magazine, and pay attention to what the Lord Jesus has brought you.

Remember, dear readers, looking at naked women isn’t just something you must do to improve your circulation and keep your pants moist, it’s also a political statement. When you look at images of naked consenting adults baring all for the camera, you thwart the desires of the ultra-right wing conservative crap-mongers to keep us all marching in line for the church. Jesus commands you to look at nude bodies and never mind what Pat Robertson or Rush Limbaugh say.