nudity

Sexy Women Naked In Public

June 15, 2011 in Nude, Public nudity, nude women

The pictures of naked women in public keep rolling in here. Look what one of our favorite conservative Christian preachers sent us via e-mail today…we won’t mention him by name, but we ARE grateful for the seemingly endless supply of nude photos of women coming from our favorite men of God.

Keep ‘em coming.

And while we are on the subject, allow us to recommend My Neighbor, The Nympho by Elaine Shuel. Oh, the wonderful things that have hit the Amazon Kindle market these days…can you say no to a title like this?

Jesus Loves Nudity

December 5, 2010 in Sexy Uniforms, Strippers

Jesus loves TOTAL NUDITY. He is NOT satisfied with this photograph here:

No sir, not even a little. The Lord demands NAKEDNESS.

There, that’s better.

Sexy Uniform Girls in Medical Outfits

June 7, 2010 in Sexy Uniforms

Forget about the new Apple iPhone, retinal display, and Sandra Bullock. We’ve got something MUCH BETTER. Feast your eyes on these lovely images. Jesus commands you to enjoy the following sexy girls in uniform. Do not avert your eyes, sinner! Turn off the news, put down that copy of Wired Magazine, and pay attention to what the Lord Jesus has brought you.

Remember, dear readers, looking at naked women isn’t just something you must do to improve your circulation and keep your pants moist, it’s also a political statement. When you look at images of naked consenting adults baring all for the camera, you thwart the desires of the ultra-right wing conservative crap-mongers to keep us all marching in line for the church. Jesus commands you to look at nude bodies and never mind what Pat Robertson or Rush Limbaugh say.