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Michelle Bachmann, Texas Governor Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin…what do they all have in common? We’re absolutely certain none of them have ever worn cosplay outfits and posed for nude photographs.
At least not at the same time.
We’re dead certain that nobody wants to view nude Michelle Bachmann photos, but we’re equally sure you, dear reader, want to cast your 2012 presidential campaign vote for JESUS CHRIST. And the best way to do that is to view photos of naked people and images of people wearing extremely revealing costumes and fetish gear.
Yes, we are certain of that much.
Absolutely no one cares if Mitt Romney gets naked in front of a camera, and we’d all be horrified if Ron Paul starts posing for Playgirl. But as sure as God is a woman, these photographs you’re looking at here come with the stamp of approval of the Pope, the Trilateral Commission, and Jesus itself.0